Likeomygosh

Alright all of you beat addicted crazies, it's your dealer speaking, the Throwback 30 is eminent! So prepare yourself to leave it ALL on the floor. I don't want to hear about any of this "Furious 15" nonsense. That only means you didn't dance hard enough. That's almost as grievous as being a stander...almost.

This reminder email is going out early to remind you to bring (or find) your best 80's outfit (the more neon and white the better) and your best 80's verbiage because it's about to get bodacious! Likeohmygosh like totally!  Ok that's quite enough. Like oh yeah, bring a highlighter.  I hate myself right now.

And For the Love of Bass, people!! Help us out so that we can upgrade our speaker system so we can keep the fight alive against Standerism. Millions are afflicted with it annually!  A suggested donation to For the Love of Bass of $3 (or anything at all) can be dropped off where the magic happens:  The A/V table.  Or in my waistband/suspenders, whichever is more appealing to you.  ;) Ok, fine A/V table it is.  I get it.

Bring your posse.  Standers explicitly not welcome, reply to this email if you haven't RSVP'd yet. Blah, blah, blah you know the drill. The only thing bigger than this dance party will be your regret if you don't come. 

Boom! I said it.

Shakin' it always,

Ike

P.S.  Here is a website for 80s costume inspiration.  To the DI!

http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/fashion.htm

So HAWT!

P.P.S.  FWD!